【马甲出动】世界8大搞笑趣闻

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晕眩楼主LV2.初级玩家

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  新年将至,回顾过去一年,天灾人祸频发,但也有很多令人哈哈一笑的轶闻趣事,它们像火锅的调料,把这一年里出现的“生猛海鲜”调理得有滋有味。让我们来个周年盘点,借着这些有趣回忆送旧迎新。   1 别针换来别墅
  这称得上是2006年最吸引眼球的趣闻了,一个加拿大人打起网络的主意,决心从网上以物易物开始,把自己的一枚别针滚成一个“大雪球”。于是他先用自己小小的别针换回一枝鱼形笔,再用鱼形笔换来陶瓷制的球形门旋钮。后来他换来的东西价格越来越高,一物换一物的换下去,最终换来了一套别墅一年的使用权。
  2 鹦鹉“偷”情话
  养一只鹦鹉可以让你散心,也可能给你增添巨大烦恼。今年1月,当一个英国家庭的男主人回家时,家养的一只鹦鹉竟然学说女主人的话:“加里,我爱你。”结果这句话让男主人愤怒不已,因为他的名字不叫“加里”而是“克里斯”。不用说,女主人在家偷情,没躲过鹦鹉的眼睛。
  3 消防队救小猫
  “9·11”事件让美国纽约的许多消防队员成为了英雄,而今年4月一只叫“莫利”的小猫却让这些消防队员成为了名人。原来,这只小猫困在了一道墙缝中,死活出不来。听到消息后,40多名消防员赶来,整整花了两周,终于把这只可怜的小猫救了出来。在整个过程中,纽约市民天天为小猫牵肠挂肚,救猫的消防队员们也因此出了名。
  4 搞笑诺贝尔奖
  今年10月,美国哈佛大学为一年一度的“搞笑诺贝尔奖”获得者举行了颁奖典礼,共颁出10个奖项。评委说,这些奖项是为表彰那些“不能也不应被重复的科学研究”而设置的,它让人们“先是大笑,然后开始思考”。
  斯特普尔顿设计了一种通过发出只有青少年能听到的刺耳声音来驱散不良少年的装置,因此获得“搞笑诺贝尔和平奖”。施瓦布因撰写了关于啄木鸟如何避免头痛的论文而获得“搞笑诺贝尔鸟类学奖”。
  5 屋檐侵略领土
  今年6月,奥地利一家酒店引发了一场“外交纠纷”,因为酒店的屋顶太大超越了国界,伸到捷克领土里几厘米。这一“侵略领土”行为使与之毗邻的捷克一镇政府非常不快,于是郑重要求该酒店“削头”———把屋檐的越界部分锯掉。
  6 著名乌龙采访
  今年5月,大名鼎鼎的英国广播公司摆了次大乌龙,竟然将一名出租车司机当作电脑专家,毫不怀疑地将其带进直播室做采访,直到节目播了一半才发现搞错人了。于是紧急叫停。接下来的事不用说大家也知道:赶紧向观众道歉呗。
  7 情侣从“天”降
  西班牙托莱多市一家豪华宾馆11月发生地板坍塌事故,一对正在楼上床上休息的情侣突然“穿过”地板,跌入楼下的房间,落在正维修房间的修理工身上。
  8 富翁当街发钱
  美国一个富翁11月出现在芝加哥,他身穿一身白衣,头戴红帽,内穿红翻领毛衣,向居民发送100美元纸币。这名富翁现年58岁,是一名商人。他最近宣布,他就是近26年来在节日里扮作圣诞老人匿名发钱的男子。他说:“我是把上帝给我的分点给大家。”  本报综合报道


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晕眩楼主LV2.初级玩家

2010-01-30 20:08 发布于

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眩晕LV8.钻石玩家

2010-01-30 20:10 发布于

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New Year approaching, the past year, frequent natural disasters, but there are a lot of people laughed the anecdotal interesting happens, they are like a pot of spices, this year appeared "live seafood" to make it Youziyouwei. Let's anniversary of inventory, through these interesting memories to get rid of.
A pin in exchange for Villa
Can this be called in 2006 the most eye-catching of the anecdote, and a Canadian playing the idea of the network is determined from the online barter started his own one pin roll into a "big snowball." So he used his first pin in exchange for a small fish-shaped pen, and then fish-shaped pen in exchange for the system of spherical ceramic door knob. He later in exchange for something higher and higher prices, a material for an exchange of things go on and eventually earned the right to use a villa for one year.
2 parrots to "steal" words of love
Keep a parrot can make you relax, it may give you added a huge worry. This year in January, when a British family, the men who returned home, the domestic theory of a parrot even the hostess's words: "Gary, I love you." The results of this sentence to man of the house angry, because his name was not called "Gary," but "Chris." Needless to say, the hostess at home and betrayal, no escape the parrot's eyes.
3 Fire Brigade rescue kitten
"9.11" so that many of the firefighters of New York became a hero, one in April this year called "Molly" kitten Querang these firefighters to become a celebrity. It turned out that kitten stuck in a Qiang Feng, the life and death get out. Heard the news, more than 40 firefighters rushed to the scene took a full two weeks, finally only save the poor kitten out. Throughout the process, the citizens of New York as a kitten every day worrying about, the firefighter who rescued the cat out of the name thus.
4 Ig Nobel Prize
This year in October, the United States at Harvard University for the annual "Ig Nobel" winners of the award presentation ceremony was held, a total of 10 awards handed out. The judges said that these awards is to recognize those who "can not and should not be repeated scientific research" and set it so that people "laughing at first, and then began to think about."
Stapleton has designed a by issuing only the young people can hear the piercing sound to disperse the juvenile delinquents of the device, so access to "crack a joke the Nobel Peace Prize." Schwab for writing about how to avoid the headache woodpecker paper won "funny Nobel Prize for ornithology."
5 aggression against the territory of the eaves
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眩晕LV8.钻石玩家

2010-01-30 20:10 发布于

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帮你翻译成英语
LOCKONLV8.钻石玩家

2010-01-30 20:28 发布于

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我是天线宝宝LV7.铂金玩家

2010-01-30 20:33 发布于

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两个眩晕
铁甲龙LV8.钻石玩家

2010-01-30 20:39 发布于

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帮你翻译成英语 眩晕 发表于 2010-1-30 20:10

既然是马甲,干吗还要装成两个人?
能猫高达LV6.黄金玩家

2010-01-30 21:14 发布于

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狗狗翻译吧,这东西我家电脑早有了
GUNDAM狂人LV7.铂金玩家

2010-01-30 22:24 发布于

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第一个我想试试
adminLV11.传奇

2010-01-30 22:43 发布于

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眩晕和晕眩不是一个人……
】【袭】【LV8.钻石玩家

2010-01-31 00:19 发布于

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同ID原来可以注册啊~~~~~~为什么我小号不可以
模糊记忆LV7.铂金玩家

2010-02-01 17:19 发布于

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无视马甲
眩晕LV8.钻石玩家

2010-02-01 17:43 发布于

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无视马甲 模糊记忆 发表于 2010-2-1 17:19

不能这样,要不然我的马甲们——晕眩,飞天虎,目玄晕(算半个),ELEGY(潜水)会很难过的。。。。。。。
LOCKON2LV1.新手上路

2010-02-01 17:51 发布于

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马甲谁没有
眩晕LV8.钻石玩家

2010-02-01 17:53 发布于

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LS+1~~~~~~~马甲!!!!

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