[原创恶搞图]泰坦尼克号沉没的真相(附中文翻译)

青风狂龙楼主LV6.黄金玩家

2015-05-10 15:31 发布于 未知

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本帖最后由 青风狂龙 于 2015-5-10 16:10 编辑

一边做泰坦尼克号的时候就萌生了这个想法,不知道发哪里好,这个梗应该高达区才看得懂吧

1.愉快的航行中

2.海之神出现

3.怪物啊

4.ZetaZaku出击



5.愚蠢的人类啊!太天真了!


6.TITANIC沉

结束....可以出周边了


顺便附带刚完成的1/700泰坦尼克号传送门
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jiahui19971126LV7.铂金玩家

2015-05-10 16:07 发布于

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我的狗眼就这样瞎了
F-SEIEILV5.白银玩家

2015-05-10 16:07 发布于

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这脑洞。。。。。。简直了
青风狂龙楼主LV6.黄金玩家

2015-05-10 16:09 发布于

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jiahui19971126 发表于 2015-5-10 16:07 我的狗眼就这样瞎了
原来ZETA ZAKU缩写就是ZZ
lingwLV7.铂金玩家

2015-05-10 17:53 发布于

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Is it possible that the sinking of the Titanic was caused by a ghost? A lot of the story below is true...but did it really happen quite like this? Our story begins not in the icy cold waters of the North Atlantic, but rather thousands of miles away in Egypt. It is here, perhaps, that we can find the start of the mystery of the Titanic, in the year 1910, in the great city of Cairo. One day, a famous professor of Egyptian history called Douglas Murray was staying in Cairo, when he was contacted by an American adventurer. The American had something unusual to offer Murray, something that was certain to thrill him: a beautiful ancient Egyptian mummy case, containing the mummy of an Egyptian queen. It was over 3000 years old, but in beautiful condition-gold, with bright paintings on it. Murray was delighted with both the object and the asking-price. He gave the man a cheque immediately. The cheque was never cashed. That evening the American adventurer died. For his part, Murray arranged to have the treasure sent back to Britain. However, it was not long before he learnt more about the beautiful mummy case: On the walls of the tomb in which it had been discovered, there were messages which warned of terrible consequences to anyone who broke into the tomb. Murray was disbelieving of these warnings until a few days later, when a gun he was holding exploded in his hand, shattering his arm. The arm had to be cut off. After the accident, Murray decided to return to his homeland. On the return journey, two of his companions died mysteriously, and two servants who had handled the mummy also passed away. The now-terrified Murray decided he would get rid of
the cursed case as soon as he arrived in London. A lady he knew named Janet Jones said she would like it, so he gave it to her. Shortly afterwards, Jones’ mother died, and she herself caught a strange disease. She tried returning the mummy, but naturally Murray refused it. In the end, it was presented to the British Museum. Even in the museum, the mummy apparently continued to cause strange events. A museum photographer died shortly after taking pictures of the new exhibit; and a manager also died for no apparent reason. In the end, the British Museum decided to get rid of the mummy too. They sold it to a collector in New York. At the start of April 1912, arrangements for the transfer were complete, and the mummy began the journey to its new home. But the New Yorker never received the mummy or its case. For when the Titanic sank, one of the objects in its strong-room was the mummy case. Or so they say.
广州二模英语阅读....说titanic沉没的原因~
kanubisLV10.至尊

2015-05-10 18:06 发布于

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背景还飘着半个ZZ 哈哈
winzero102LV6.黄金玩家

2015-05-10 18:43 发布于

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原来是EVA啊
quhang2001LV7.铂金玩家

2015-05-10 18:44 发布于

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喵喵~~~~ 发表于 2015-5-10 17:53 Is it possible that the sinking of the Titanic was caused by a ghost? A lot of the story below is tr ...
已读完,请留下题目
~~~小线~~~PRIMELV5.白银玩家

2015-05-10 18:49 发布于

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连神奇宝贝都出来了。。。。。。。
lingwLV7.铂金玩家

2015-05-10 19:08 发布于

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quhang2001 发表于 2015-5-10 18:44 已读完,请留下题目
26. From the passage, we know Professor Murray __________.
A. was a famous American adventure B. used to work for the British Museum
C. was a British professor of Egyptian history
D. didn’t believe the mummy really brought bad fortune
27. In Paragraph 5, the underlined word “cursed” is closest in meaning to __________.
A. forgotten B. uncommon C. expensive D. unlucky
28. In what order did the following events occur?
a. The case was given to the British Museum. b. Janet Jones caught a mysterious illness. c. Murray’s arm was cut off.
d. The mummy case was sold to an American. e. A man who took a picture of the case died. f. Warnings were written on the tomb’s walls. A. f, c, b, a, e, d B. c, f, b, a, e, d C. d, f, b, c, a, e D. f, a, c, b, e, d
29. According to the passage, where is the Egyptian mummy now?
A. At the British Museum B. In New York C. In Egypt D. Under the sea
30. What’s the main purpose of this passage?
A. To entertain readers with a story of mystery.
B. To introduce an important historical event to readers. C. To warn readers about the dangers of mummies’ curses.
D. To inform readers about the true cause of the Titanic’s sinking.

zhEWLV7.铂金玩家

2015-05-10 19:11 发布于

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节操捏。。。。
『鈊┮淡』LV5.白银玩家

2015-05-10 19:28 发布于

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眼睛已经瞎
禁断之蓝LV1.新手上路

2015-05-10 19:58 发布于

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神呐
我的眼睛,我的眼睛。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
青风狂龙楼主LV6.黄金玩家

2015-05-10 20:21 发布于

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喵喵~~~~ 发表于 2015-5-10 17:53 Is it possible that the sinking of the Titanic was caused by a ghost? A lot of the story below is tr ...
擦擦,还真有试题啊,这是闹哪样
quhang2001LV7.铂金玩家

2015-05-10 21:39 发布于

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喵喵~~~~ 发表于 2015-5-10 19:08 26. From the passage, we know Professor Murray __________.
A. was a famous American adventure B. ...


为证明我读过书,我全选c
︶ㄣぷ尛敏敏LV9.大佬

2015-05-10 21:43 发布于

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我的眼睛啊
青风狂龙楼主LV6.黄金玩家

2015-05-10 22:08 发布于

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︶ㄣぷ尛敏敏 发表于 2015-5-10 21:43 我的眼睛啊
你的头像总是那么.....嗯,怎么说呢,喜感?猥琐?是哪里的
︶ㄣぷ尛敏敏LV9.大佬

2015-05-10 22:25 发布于

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青风狂龙 发表于 2015-5-10 22:08 你的头像总是那么.....嗯,怎么说呢,喜感?猥琐?是哪里的
微博里的···就一套几个··我也是盗用的啦··
汪汪LV4.高级玩家

2015-05-10 22:42 发布于

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啊,还有操蛋的阅读理解。。。高三党表示看见就晕
yshwleoLV6.黄金玩家

2015-05-10 22:48 发布于

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下一部高达找楼主做编剧
青风狂龙楼主LV6.黄金玩家

2015-05-10 22:55 发布于

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yshwleo 发表于 2015-5-10 22:48 下一部高达找楼主做编剧
能打赢洛基亚就变成超级系了,因为Z扎古是真实系的,所以只有便当了,逻辑很严谨吧

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